nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

"Let’s continue this conversation in bed, she whispered, my legs can’t wait to hear what your hands have to say."
hotmenbyliammurphy:

Ricki Hall
37
971
300
dragonlordoferebor:


elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

to watch the extended versions of both the hobbit and lord of the rings it would take roughly 20 hours i can’t wait 

thefoxxnextdoor:

My thing is, have sex whenever you decide to want to have sex. You want to have sex on the first night, go ahead. You want to have sex after 20 dates, go ahead. You want to never have sex, go ahead. People think that someone’s sexual choices actually coincide with their personality. If all you can think of someone’s worth is whether they want to have sex or not, then the problem is probably you.

rocknrollfuldead:

click to trip balls
"Be soft, kind and loving. But also take nobody’s shit."
(via gnarly)
mattblum:

newyrye:

Stripper in Clearwater, FLA showing the judge that her bikini briefs were too large to expose her vagina to the undercover cops that arrested her. The case was dimissed.

I almost never reblog but I had to for this.